Baidu can't afford to hurt. A text message to Lee

Dear lee:
Hello,
Please forgive me for calling you Lee directly, because it's more cordial.
I remember that time,
I still wear open pants,
You are already one of the only three people in the United States who understand search engines.
Later, just like thousands of losers,
Stubborn, I accidentally got involved in the so-called SEO industry,
I am full of confidence and proud to have forgotten my parents,
I sacrifice my rest time every day to cater to you by hand until 3 a.m.
"One-third of sexual life is wasted in bed"
This sentence has since been the reason why I insist on not going to bed early
I am very happy that I have matured a lot rapidly in the past year and a half
Because my hair has turned gray, my wrinkles have increased a lot, and I have lumbar disc herniation because of this
I am so proud that I quickly joined your age group-I can really sell old in my circle of friends
I once said: webmasters who have not been K are not good webmasters
Finally, today, I was full of excitement and said to you:
I did it, all my stations were K! I finally achieved my dream!!!
For this reason, I thought of streaking!
I think only streaking can express my wonderful feeling of excitement and happiness about the website being K!
Thank you, Lee!